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  Dedication

  For Billy

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Part I: The Marriage Story Chapter One: 6.7.10–6.13.10

  Chapter Two: 6.14.10–6.20.10

  Chapter Three: 6.21.10–6.27.10

  Chapter Four: 6.28.10–7.4.10

  Part II: The Marriage Story Chapter Five: 7.5.10–7.11.10

  Chapter Six: 7.12.10–7.18.10

  Chapter Seven: 7.19.10–7.25.10

  Part III: The Marriage Story Chapter Eight: 7.26.10–8.1.10

  Chapter Nine: 8.2.10–8.8.10

  Part IV: The Marriage Story Chapter Ten: 8.9.10–8.15.10

  Part V: The Marriage Story Chapter Eleven: 8.16.10–8.22.10

  Part VI (The End): The Marriage Story Chapter Twelve: 8.23.10—

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Part I

  The Marriage Story

  What you need to know about him back then is that if the police put seven college students in a lineup looking for the one who played trombone in the marching band, Calvin Sweeney would be picked, ten times out of ten. And the funny thing is he did play trombone in the marching band, which is how we met. He was a freshman and I was a sophomore, and my boyfriend at the time, whose name was John but went by the French Jean, so certain that he was heir to Cocteau (I had to look him up), asked me to find “a nerdy but attractive enough” guy to cast in the experimental art-house film he was making.

  I discovered Cal in the second-to-last row of the brass section during a pep rally the third week of school. He was definitely not my type. My type was tall, confident, and athletic, which probably describes everyone’s type at nineteen except the girls who went for the punk stoner boys who studiously avoided washing their hair. Cal Sweeney was neither. Not tall, not short; not intense, not laid-back; not handsome, not homely. Cal Sweeney was unremarkable, with an open face and a fringe of sandy-brown hair that hung like drapes above his round metal glasses, the kind of glasses that had been popular in high school. They magnified his eyes (not brown, not green), making him look permanently startled, like he’d just seen something amazing, or awful.

  It wasn’t hard to convince him to show up for John’s casting call—he said he’d been in Guys and Dolls in high school and was “jazzed” to do more theater. Using the word “jazzed,” and mixing up theater and film, to say nothing of playing trombone in the marching band, seemed perfectly nerdy, and when I presented him to John he kissed me like I’d just handed him a winning lottery ticket, and was still so excited when we got together that night that he convinced me to have unprotected sex. He said that true artists strove for authenticity in every aspect of their lives.

  After that there was no going back, which was terrifying. It was Russian roulette every time he entered me—would I get pregnant? Would I get some disgusting, embarrassing disease? John was thrilled. He said that terror was a pure emotion that I needed to embrace. He said it would strip away everything that was false in me and reveal my essence. He said that the paradox of life was that existence preceded essence. He said that someday we should jump off a cliff together and then we would know. Of course then we would be dead, but it seemed small-minded to point this out.

  The film consumed him. He stayed up all night making shot lists that, by morning, could run fifteen, twenty, twenty-five pages. He stopped sleeping. There were never enough hours in the day to shoot, especially since all the actors were in school. John was supposed to be, too, but that semester he was taking only two courses, which he signed up for after getting the list of easy As from a football player who traded it for an introduction to a shy, amply endowed girl on the Frisbee team, where John had been captain till he let that slide, too. John was getting frantic. He started following Cal to class and hounding him to leave so they could work on the film. By then he was comparing himself with Orson Welles and Stanley Kubrick and accusing me and Cal and the other actors of holding him back. He said we were all jealous, and that we were undermining his genius, and that we were plotting against him. He was paranoid, yes, but there was some truth to this, too. Cal and I had begun meeting surreptitiously in one of the music practice rooms every couple of days to compare notes and try to figure out if John’s wild behavior (like the time he asked me to hold a knife to his throat during sex because he’d read that some French director I’d never heard of claimed it heightened his pleasure) was part of his art, or a sign that he was on his way to crazy and that we should get in touch with the dean of students.

  Cal made the call. It was November, the week before Thanksgiving, and the first time we held hands. I remember the date because John had started threatening us. He said that if we went home to our families for the holiday we shouldn’t bother coming back. We didn’t know what that meant, but it sounded ominous. So Cal called the dean from the practice room and told him that John was behaving oddly and crazily and erratically. When that did not get the man’s attention, Cal used a bunch of other words that made it sound as if he were reading from the thesaurus entry on “insanity.” A few minutes earlier I had reached over and put my hand over his while we waited for the dean to come to the phone, and without thinking we had locked fingers, and now, with each new word, the two of us squeezed our hands together tightly, rhythmically, like it was a pulse, like we were bringing something to life.

  The dean laughed and cut Cal off. He laughed. He said that if he called psych services for every oddly behaved, nutty, erratic college student, the dorms would be empty and the infirmary would be overflowing. Cal, to his credit, was not cowed. He held his ground. I was impressed. A little smitten. I moved closer and rested my head against his neck so that the dean was talking into my ear, too.

  “Let me ask you something,” the dean said, “and I want you to answer very, very carefully.”

  Cal said something like “Of course, of course I will.” He was an actor, at least enough of an actor to square his shoulders and adopt a grave expression so that the dean, though unable to see his demeanor, could hear it.

  “Tell me,” the dean said. “Is this young man a danger to himself or to others?”

  If he had asked me, I would have hedged, said I didn’t know for sure. John had never talked about killing himself, not explicitly, though there was that knife incident and his cliff fantasy. And his threat to us was so vague—what did it really mean? But Cal didn’t waver.

  “Yes,” he said straightaway. “I believe so.”

  He knew he was sealing John’s fate—that within the half hour John would be in a campus security van on his way to the county’s locked ward, where he’d be sedated until his parents could arrange for him to be transferred to a less plebian facility closer to their home in Connecticut. A year later, when John came back to campus, he had gotten doughy and docile from all the medications he was on, and if he connected Cal or me with the situation he found himself in, he didn’t let on. He was still tall, but no longer athletic or confident.

  Once John was gone, there was no good reason for Cal and me to spend time together, but the two of us had been through this thing, and we kept on coming up with excuses to hang out. At first we pretended it was because we were concerned about John: Was he okay? Did we do the right thing? What would happen to him? Should we feel guilty, should we send him a card, call his parents? One of us would look forlorn or mournful and the other would offer words of consolation that led to more hand-holding, that led to . . . nothing.

  Did I say that Cal was a virgin? He was. He came to college having kissed no one, ever, despite his especially pliant, we
ll-practiced lips. He liked girls, he said, so it wasn’t that. Honestly, I wasn’t too far ahead of him, numbers-wise, but after my adventures with John in his jury-rigged loft bed, in the video editing room, on the roof of the media arts building, in the handicapped bathroom in the student center, in his pickup, in the unlocked Frisbee team van, in an apple orchard, in every room of the condo of the professor whose cats I was looking after, and on her balcony, too, I was feeling sophisticated and adult and well schooled.

  But I was also feeling bereft. Not because John was gone, and gone in such a deep and fundamental way, but because I had been defeated by love. Maybe what John and I had was only an infatuation, but for a time I was convinced that we were madly, soulfully, singularly in love, and that no one in the history of the universe ever had had a love as real as ours. “You only fall in love for the first time once, Kit,” John used to say, which seemed fine to me. I needed to fall in love only once. Then my one true love disintegrated and John’s words ricocheted with a vengeance, knowing I would never again get back that feeling of absolute, unrestrained, ignorant exhilaration, knowing that love made promises it couldn’t keep. It might come back, but it would come back depreciated, like a new car that’s returned to the lot. There was a quote by Adrienne Rich that John had liked, which he wrote down on a piece of notebook paper and slid under my door early in our relationship, when he was Jean, the passionate, uncompromising artist, and I was a second-semester English major mining The Norton Anthology of Poetry for truth and wisdom: “An honorable human relationship—that is, one in which two people have the right to use the word ‘love’—is a process, delicate, violent, often terrifying to both persons involved, a process of refining the truths they can tell each other.” I kept that piece of paper for a long time, first because I was certain it was sage and knowing, and later to remind me that beautiful words can be used to justify ugly behavior.

  Cal wanted me to take him to bed. He didn’t say this overtly—he was too polite, or embarrassed, or callow, or all of the above. Instead, he asked me to marry him. Just like that. Out of the blue, and for no good reason.

  By then I was twenty-one and he was twenty. It was 1991. The only people our age who got married were the ones from high school who had no choice, or the ones shipping out for Kuwait, or the ones who were bored.

  “Asking someone to marry you is not like asking them to prom,” I said. I was not amused. This was not how I wanted to be proposed to, if I wanted to be proposed to at all, and I certainly didn’t want to be proposed to by Cal Sweeney over a shared bag of Cheez-Its in a windowless room in the basement of the library with vending machines along the walls and a couple of pockmarked tables in the middle. This was the Cave, where the students who never left the library acquired their calories. I had a work-study job upstairs in circulation, and Cal had made it a habit to show up in the Cave when I was on break, which meant that we were seeing each other fairly regularly, but rarely in natural light.

  “Of course not,” Cal said. I could hear him channeling the soothing baritone of the college chaplain, whose office we had visited together a couple of times after John had been locked up. “I didn’t even go to my prom,” he added. And then: “You probably went with the quarterback of the football team.” This seemed to make him feel pretty good about himself, like he was in that guy’s league now and, possibly, had bested him.

  “Who do you think I am?” I protested weakly, not bothering to remind him that I went to an all-girls high school. Why not let him think I was that girl?

  “So who did you go to prom with?” he asked.

  This was how much we didn’t know about each other. Should I tell him that Kyle Mook and I double-dated with Kyle’s twin sister, Kylie, and her date, a gorgeous abstinence-only kid from the Calvary Christian Academy, and the four of us ended up drunk in a king-sized bed at the Sheraton Four Points, and the boys dared Kylie and me to make out and we did and then got so into it we didn’t notice that her date was jerking off as he watched us until he started crying—not joyous “that felt great, what a relief” crying but sad “I’m going to hell” crying—and wouldn’t stop until Kyle reached over me and his sister and slapped the guy a couple times, and we all fell asleep in the bed together and didn’t wake up until the housekeeper knocked on the door the next day, and then we went to the beach?

  “Kyle Mook,” I said. “He’s a frat boy now at Bucknell. I mean Lehigh. Engineering.”

  “There is so much more about you to learn, Kit,” Cal said, as if I were both fascinating and a subject to be mastered.

  “Hmm,” I said, because I didn’t know what to say. I liked Cal. I had gotten used to him. He was like a favorite sweater. Do you marry your favorite sweater? Do you even consider getting married to your favorite sweater?

  “You have to get back to work,” he said before I could say it myself. He didn’t look disappointed. He didn’t look happy. He looked resolute. He was sitting with his hands folded together, resting on the table, his fingers greasy and orange and flecked with cracker bits.

  “You look like you’re praying,” I said, getting up to leave.

  “Maybe I am,” he said, not moving. “Just think about it,” he added as I walked away.

  How could I not? Unexpected and unromantic as it was, this was a serious proposal. Cal wanted us to seal our fates together, to vow to plow through the choppy waters of come-what-may conjoined. As far as I could tell, he was a practical, responsible guy. By then he had declared himself premed: he was going to be a doctor. He had six or eight years of school ahead of him, maybe more. Though he didn’t know what kind of doctor, or where, once he declared premed, his future was largely settled. He’d be a doctor from a family of doctors, and having checked off the box for career, why not check off the one for wife? I think I remembered Cal telling me once that the literature showed that married medical students scored higher on their board exams than single med students, that they were less likely to abuse drugs, and that they were more empathic. Yes, I remember him telling me that because he used the word “empathic,” not “empathetic,” which sounded self-consciously preprofessional and pretentious to me. And I also remember explaining to him that the researchers could have saved a lot of time and money if they’d just watched the reruns of Marcus Welby, M.D.

  That evening I tracked Cal down in the neuroscience lab where he worked raising rats. The rats were being used to study spinal cord and paralytic diseases, and no matter how much affection you didn’t feel for rats in general, the protocols here were so brutal it was impossible not to want to free them all. It was a sterile lab, so I had to knock on the window to get Cal’s attention. He was on the other side of the glass in a blue paper lab coat, with protective glasses over his round metal frames and a face mask covering his mouth. Even so, I could tell he was happy to see me. He waved with one gloved hand while the other held a limp rat. He put the rat down on a small machine that looked like a miniature guillotine—where it would be decapitated in order to slice, stain, and study its brain—then stepped out into the hall, stripping off his lab slippers and gloves and coat and mask and tossing them into the trash.

  “What’s up?” he said. He was beaming, like he knew what I was going to say, which was what he wanted me to say, which it wasn’t.

  “I’m really mad at you,” I said.

  “What?” He looked confused, like my words were numbers and they did not add up.

  “I’m really mad at you,” I said again. “Look, I’m sorry if I’m ruining your life plan, but it just doesn’t work that way. You don’t just ask someone to marry you out of the blue. It’s crazy.”

  Cal ran his hand through his hair, front to back, slowly, until the back of his head was resting in his palm. Crazy, we both knew, was John. This was something else.

  “Okay, not crazy crazy,” I said. “But not viable.”

  “It’s viable if we make it viable,” Cal said. Typical Cal: very practical. There was a hint of begging in his voice, but mostly it was
neutral, like he was stating a fact.

  “We’re so young,” I said.

  “No one said we have to get married tomorrow,” he countered. I couldn’t believe it. Somehow the argument had shifted and we were actually discussing getting married, not not getting married.

  “You said yourself that you hardly know me,” I tried.

  “First of all, I didn’t say that, and second of all, we have all the time in the world to get to know each other. That’s what marriage is.”

  As we were talking, Cal was sliding his back slowly down the cement wall of the hallway outside the lab so that now he was squatting on his haunches and I was towering over him.

  “You’re not listening to me,” I said, ready to be angry again if this was his version of getting down on one knee.

  “I am listening to you, and so are my lab mates. They are good lip-readers,” he said. “I’m just trying to stay out of sight. You could sit down, too.” He pointed to the floor. I didn’t budge. No capitulation.

  “There are things about me that you wouldn’t understand. I’m not a Boy Scout like you. I’ve done stuff,” I said. I was taunting him. I wanted to taunt him. He was so earnest and naive. He was asking for it.

  “I quit Boy Scouts in tenth grade,” Cal said. “Try me.”

  So I told him that I’d been seeing Kyle when I went home for vacation, and that we were on again, off again as it suited us, and that sometimes after he and I were done I crawled into bed with his sister, who had sworn off boys completely—even safe evangelical ones—and went by the name Kyle now, too.

  “That’s different,” Cal said, and it wasn’t clear if he meant her name change, or what she and I might have been doing on those sleepovers. I had made it a point never to discuss my sex life with Cal. It seemed cruel, like I was flaunting it. Cal, the virgin, had no sex life to discuss, though he did tell me more than once about the oboist in the college orchestra who had a crush on him, which he was determined to make sure I knew was not reciprocal.